Jamie was a regular in the Alberta racing scene when I started racing back in the day. Some people have described him as an inspiration and hero. I don’t know if I would go that far… but here are a few words with the man himself in the first edition of What up?!?
SAdamson. Describe yourself in 25 words or less.
Jamie. I am a 25 year old road cyclist in my 7th year of undergrad. I like French lyrics better than English ones and I enjoy my own jokes more than other people.
HA HA AH HAHA HAHAAHHAHA (my laugh) Ha hahaAHahhaAHHAhaah
(ed. I think I actually heard that laugh all the from Jamie’s office in Calgary to my house in Edmonton!!)
SAdamson. I think I’ve heard a few nicknames tossed around for you… James, Jamie, DJ Sparls, DJ Sparkles… what’s your favourite name or nickname you’ve had?
Jamie. Dan Skinner… not so much a nickname as it is a frequent mistake people make. Either way, I like it a lot.
SAdamson. I can see how that could be. Dan did used to ride for your new team… You’ve made the switch to Total Restoration, what are your plans on the team?
Jamie. To wear one of them jerseys and ride a bike around. Maybe see if Tim Sherst will ride a madison with me. I am also harping on Cory to get a team fundraiser going so I can DJ.

(ed. I can’t tell if Jamie is joking here, but he does have some great mixes that puts up on his blog.)
SAdamson. You’re one of them funny guys. Does that affect your role on the team?
Jamie. Nah, I usually morph into an a**hole come race time. I plan to continue this trend.
SAdamson. I guess we’re getting serious then… What are your major objectives for the year?
Jamie. Get a Mike Bidniak-style haircut in a David “Ginger” Larson colour. And to teach Cyrus that 160km solo breaks don’t work, not matter what gear you are trying to turn over.
But really, up my GC game a bit. Give some of the NW stage races a go… Walla Walla, Enumclaw, Wenatchee, etc. and to bring some A game to the NRC races I’m at.

photo: Bill Quinney
And of course to carry my form into the Harcore Hop ‘n Hurl before shutting it down. I want to ensure that I have the skinsuit to trump all skinsuits for this one (hopefully something with a unicorn, liger, or some other kind of mythical beast.)
SAdamson. Those are some big aspirations. You must have had a good 2009 to come up with those, what were the highlights?
Jamie.
- Top 20 Dark Knight Cyclocross
- Winning a sprint… (even if it was against 3 other 110lb climbers in a crit) Mt. Hood Stage 4.
- Taking a bike with a saddle height 4cm too low to a solo victory at Walla Walla’s queen stage, after lending mine to Rob who turned his 1 bike into 2 bikes in the previous night’s criterium.

photo: Monica Brooks
SAdamson. Definitely a good 2009. What has been the key to your past successes?
Jamie. Pounding pounding techno music.
SAdamson. What do you think about while you race?
Jamie. Usually the race itself. Sometimes I just people watch and give people nicknames in my head (eg. EP LOpez or Underbite or Snaggletooth or Old Man Bissell. There are lots.) The peloton can provide people-watching on par with airports.
SAdamson. Describe your most epic ride.
Jamie. Probably riding to the top of Mauna Kea in Hawaii (4300m) from sea level. SNAPPPP.

SAdamson. What do you do when you’re not riding your bike?
Jamie. Mix music, hit the mountains, walk around downtown with a briefcase and a cellphone.
SAdamson. What did you have for breakfast today?
Jamie. A couple of tic tacs and some amphetamines.
SAdamson. I hear you and Alison are back together again. What’s the perfect date for you guys?
Jamie. A nice bottle of Perrier, some lettuce leafs, and an excel spreadsheet.
SAdamson. If you could choose where you were born/lived/grew up, where would it be?
Jamie. Scandinavia. I love it.
SAdamson. Coffee or Espresso?
Jamie. Both. A couple shots in the dark is always a good call.
SAdamson. What is the last song you listened to?
Jamie. The Twelves Esssential Mix (best one since ’07)

SAdamson. Scenario: The world is ending tomorrow. Describe your last 24 hours.
Jamie. Minigolf, diet Dr. Pepper, and a Miley Cyrus Marathon.
SAdamson. What would the J Sparls theme song be?
Jamie. And I was a boy from School – hot chip (it is my all time favourite song.)
SAdamson. What advice would you give to all the kids who want to be just like you?
Jamie.
- Drink coffee
- Eat salad
- Listen to electronic music; and
- Base all decisions on this philosophy:
- WWLDD? (What would Larry David do?)
Jamie can be found writing crazy blog posts and uploading his mixes to jsparls.blogspot.com and tweeting on twitter.
Thanks Jamie and stay tuned for the next edition of What up?!?
::SAdamson